Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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