I'm gonna have a badass scar
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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