Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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