She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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