6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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