Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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