So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
We need to rekindle our bromance
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
