please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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