How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
where are you?
Hypothermia
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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