it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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