margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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