Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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