He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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