I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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