I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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