just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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