I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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