just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
