so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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