allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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