It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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