I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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