i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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