Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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