i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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