I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
tell me about the fingering
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