you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
my poor anus
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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