well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The struggles of a small town man whore
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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