Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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