normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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