There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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