Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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