I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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