well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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