I cockslap morals
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
So much Jack, so little girl.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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