well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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