After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Apparently you make a good broom.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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