was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Even the bartender felt bad for me
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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