Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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