Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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