Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Everything about him screamed your future.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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