I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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