at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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