I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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