I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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