Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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