hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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