In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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