is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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