hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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