The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I want a musical about memes.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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