I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
We need to get me chipped asap
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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