What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
420 ftw
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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