thus making me awesome and them whores
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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