I love black thongs
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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