TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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