I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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