Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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